Prep
[x] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aeropostale.
[ ] I am/was a cheerleader.
[ ] I'm pretty ditzy.
[ ] I wear pink 24/7.
[ ] My looks are very important to me.
[ ] I can’t live without my cell phone.
[ ] My hair is always straight.
[ ] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
[x] I laugh 24/7.
[ ] I have a million friends.
[ ] I always hang at the mall or movies.
[ ] I'll only date popular guys.
[ ] I listen to rap & pop music.
[ ] I have at least one designer bag.
[ ]My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics
[ ] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings.
[ ] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love
[x] I don't have a job.
[ ] I wear lots of makeup.
[ ] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
[ ] I flirt with any guy, as long as he's cute.
Total = 3... those don't make me preppy... I SWEAR!

Emo

[ ] I cry a lot.
[x] I go to local shows.
[ ] I wear black everyday.
[x] I write sad poetry.
[x] I play an acoustic guitar.
[ ] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[ ] I self mutilate myself.
[x] I think about suicide or death often.
[x] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My myspace pics are black are white or angled.
[ ] I wear many band shirts.
[ ] No one understands me.
[/] I don't talk too often. depends who I'm with
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I wear black eyeliner.
[ ] My fingernails are black.
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[ ] My hair is black.
[ ] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[ ] I love Hot Topic.
[ ] I always say 'life sucks'
Total = 5.5

Nerd

[x] I have straight A's. HELLZ YES
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I always do my homework and study.
[ ] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement. I hate lord of the rings. it fucking sucks.
[ ] Computer games = Love.
[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[ ] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] I have a bedtime.
[x] I use an asthma inhaler.
[ ] I carry a calculator with me.
[/] I bring my lunch to school.
[/] I always follow the rules.
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[ ] I'm always on the computer.
[ ] I've never had beer or cigarettes. not cigarettes (hehe I'm asthmatic)
[/] I always answer every question in class right. (most questions)
[x] I correct people's grammar.
[x] I read a lot.
[x] School is very important to me. (or to my dad)
[x] I always stump people.
Total = 7.5

Rebel

[ ] I always speak my mind.
[ ] I have 0% of school spirit. our school is dope, and not in a good way either.
[ ] Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
[X] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors.
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[ ] I won't listen to authority figures.
[ ] I always break the rules.
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[ ] I'm always arguing with people.
[X] I love debate. hellz yes. I mentally beat them up with my nerd power.
[ ] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[/] I don't give a shit what people think of me.
[x] If I watch a crappy movie in theatres, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked."
[ ] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.
[ ] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[ ] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total = 3.5

Jock

[x] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[x] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[x] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.
[x] I watch sports on TV all the time.
[x] I'm muscular.
[/] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day. an hour at least
[x] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[x] I eat a lot.
[ ] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[/] I go lots of sports games.
[x] I'm very athletic
[x] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[x] I play at least 3 different sports.
Total = 10

Comedian

[ ] I'm very funny.
[ ] I'm always making jokes. whether i mean to or not
[ ] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[ ] I always entertain people by being funny.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[x] I watch comedies more than anything.
[x] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot.
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[ ] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[ ] I always imitate people. (My Dr.Phil voice cracks people up XD)
[ ] I pull lots of pranks.
[x] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything. once again
[ ] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[ ] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[ ] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[ ] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] JIm Carrey is my idol.
[x] I mostly get along with everybody.
[ ] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[ ] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around. the story of my life.
Total = 4

Shy

[x] I don't have a lot of friends.
[x] I don't talk too much.
[ ] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'.
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[ ] People have told me I need to talk more.
[ ] I only talk when other people talk to me first.
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[ ] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[ ] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[ ] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[ ] I never join in class discussions.
[x] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers? Come on.
[ ] I talk quietly, and people say "What?".
[ ] People have called me shy or quiet.
[ ] I usually let others decide for me.
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[ ] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total = 3

Goth

[/] I wear black. more recently
[ ] I don't like to be seen.
[ ] I'm very, very pale.
[ ] I only listen to metal music.
[/] I love creepy, weird movies.
[ ] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[ ] I don't like people.
[ ] I only go out during the night.
[ ] I have black fingernails.
[ ] I wear a long black coat.
[ ] I also wear big black boots.
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[/] I love pain. (it's damn funny)
[x] People think I'm crazy.
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[X] I love to scare people. oh what a thrill
[x] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[x] People are afraid of me.
Total = 5.5

Weirdo

[x] I talk to myself.
[X] I say really random things all the time.
[x] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[ ] People laugh at me.
[ ] I walk really funny.
[ ] I have a very different sense of style.
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often.
[ ] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[ ] I debate stuff with myself.
[ ] I hear voices.
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[x] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[X] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[ ] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[ ] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[x] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents. can u spell pneumenoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy,
Total = 7

Antisocial

[ ] I hate most people.
[ ] I prefer to be alone.
[ ] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[ ] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[ ] People are fucking idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[] I live in my room, writing in my diary.
[ ] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[ ] I never greet anyone.
[X] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[ ] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[ ] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[ ] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[ ] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[x] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[ ] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[x] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[ ] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[ ] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total = 3

Skater

[ ] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[x] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yea, and Bam Margera.
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games.
[ ] I have shaggy hair.
[ ] I wear baggy pants.
[ ] I wear skater shoes only.
[x] I always wear hoodies.
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Fuck school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[ ] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[x] I wear vans.
[ ] Tony Hawks Underground owns.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total = 3 waoooooww.....

Christian Girl/Boy

[ ] I go to church at least once a week.
[ ] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[ ] I always carry a bible with me.
[ ] My whole family is very religious.
[/] I've never been on a date.
[ ] I've never smoked or had a beer.
[ ] My beliefs are very strong.
[ ] I'm waiting for marriage until sex.
[ ] I wear a cross necklace.
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[ ] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[ ] I believe in God.
[ ] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[ ] I never go out and party. (i go to dances and stuff)
[ ] I read the bible everyday.
[ ] I've memorized excerpts from the bible.
[ ] I go to Sunday school.
[ ] I've been to church camp.
[ ] I pray every night.
[ ] I sing Christian songs.
Total = 0.5 HAHAHAHAHA lmao

Gangsta

[ ] I say 'yo'. cause i roll mad deep
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'.
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[ ] I hang with my homies, bitches, and hoes.
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[ ] I don't give a shit about school.
[ ] I steal/have stolen before.
[ ] I freestyle.
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, bitch.
[ ] I'm white but I act black.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my hoes.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[x] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total =1 bitch

Bully

[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me.
[ ] I get in trouble all the time.
[ ] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[ ] I have beat someone up before.
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[ ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[ ] I've never been in a relationship before.
[ ] People are afraid of me.
[X] People know not to mess with me.
[ ] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[ ] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total = 1 GIMME UR LUNCH MONEY! no, oh okay.

Gamer

[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[ ] I love Final Fantasy.
[x] DDR & Guitar Hero own. HELLZ YEA
[ ] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[ ] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[ ] I even play a lot of computer games.
[ ] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[x] My thumbs are sore often.
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games.
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[ ] All I talk about is video games.
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before.
[ ] My eyes hurt sometimes because I play video games too much.
[ ] My grades are eh.
[x] I have a handheld videogame system, like Nintendo DS.
[ ] I see every video-game-to-movie movie out there.
[x] I have at least 3 memory cards.
[ ] I watch lay.
[x] I've been playing video games for at least 5 years.
[x] I always look up video game cheats.
Total = 7

Redneck

[ ] Elvis is still alive.
[ ] I hunt.
[ ] I fish.
[ ] I own something camouflage.
[ ] I eat venison (deer meat).
[ ] I live in the country.
[ ] Someone in my family has the name Billy.
[x] I own a bunch of junk I don't need.
[ ] I have over 10 pets.
[ ] I drive a big truck with huge tires.
[ ] I wear a cowboy hat.
[x] I've rode a tractor before.
[ ] My jeans are always dirty.
[ ] I have a southern accent.
[ ] I say y'all.
[ ] Yankees can fuck off.
[ ] I buy everything at Wal-Mart.
[ ] I'm kind of poor.
[x] I've caught a fish then ate it before. it was nasstay
[ ] I work hard.
Total = 3, hey y'allz

Cowgirl/Cowboy

[ ] I live on a farm.
[ ] I own at least 2 horses.
[ ] I own a pair of cowboy boots.
[ ] I own a cowboy hat.
[ ] (Girls) I always wear my hair in two braids.
[ ] I ride a tractor.
[ ] I live in a small town.
[ ] I've lived in Texas before.
[x] I wear flannel shirts.
[x] I wear overalls.
[ ] I say y'all and howdy.
[ ] I have other animals on a farm.
[ ] I've been in a rodeo before.
[ ] I've rode a mechanical bull before.
[x]I love home cooking, country style.
[ ] I always wear my cowboy hat, even in restaurants.
[ ] I say yee-haw!
[ ] I've went to horse races before.
[ ] I love cowboy movies.
[ ] I square dance.
Total = 3 damn right.

Social Butterfly

[ ] I have a lot of friends.
[/] I get along with everybody. almost..
[x] I enjoy talking to different people.
[ ] I'm a people person.
[x] I love having tons of fun.
[x] People come to me for advice. yah
[ ] People take an instant liking to me.
[ ] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me.
[x] I can relate to Ferris Buller.
[ ] Everybody thinks I'm awesome.
[x] I'm not in any clique; I'm friends with people from every clique.
[ ] I can turn an antisocial person nice.
[x] I talk to at least one different person a day.
[x] I'm pretty cheerful.
[ ] I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people.
[ ] I never want to argue with people.
[ ] I love talking.
[ ] I always have fun doing anything.
[x] I'm optimistic.
[ ] I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book.
Total = 8.5

Stoner

[ ] I've tried at least 2 different drugs before.
[ ] I always feel chill or extremely hyper.
[ ] Getting high is awesome.
[ ] My room smells like pot.
[ ] I've been got caught with drugs before.
[ ] All my money goes toward buying drugs.
[ ] I've sold drugs before.
[ ] 4/20 fucking rocks.
[x] I'm fascinated with the color green.
[ ] I own something with a pot leaf on it.
[ ] I have lots of air freshener so my parents won't suspect I smoke pot in my room.
[ ] I've went to school high before.
[ ] I'm a slacker.
[ ] I could care less about school and my grades.
[ ] I see things that aren't there sometimes.
[ ] I'm like 'whatever' to everything.
[ ] I've skipped class to get high with friends.
[ ] I've resorted to more powerful drugs like cocaine or meth because pot is so lame.
[x] Marajuana should not be illegal.
[ ] Drugs make me feel good.
Total = 2

Whore

[ ] I've had at least 10 boyfriends.
[ ] I've hooked up with a random guy whose name I didn't know.
[ ] I'm not a virgin.
[ ] I've made out with at least 20 different guys.
[ ] I dress like a slut.
[ ] I'm a bitch and I know it.
[ ] I use my body to get what I want.
[ ] I've hooked up with someone for money before.
[ ] I've done things I regret while high or drunk.
[ ] I've dated someone at least 3 years older than me.
[ ] I party often.
[ ] I get drunk all the time.
[ ] Other girls give me dirty looks a lot.
[ ] I've gotten in trouble for what I've worn before.
[ ] I've had my thong show before on purpose.
[ ] I have random piercings.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] Guys flirt with me all the time.
[ ] I act really ditzy.
[ ] I've cheated on my boyfriend before.
Total = 0 HELLZ YES! I'm a PROUD PRUDE

Slacker

[ ] I'm failing 2 or more classes.
[ ] I sleep past noon on weekends.
[ ] I miss a lot of school.
[ ] I'm late for school often.
[x] I don't have a job.
[ ] All I do is pig out and play video games/watch TV.
[ ] I don't take care of myself.
[ ] I've done drugs before.
[ ] I don't do my homework.
[ ] I sleep all the time.
[ ] I'm bored constantly.
[ ] People tell me I need to try harder.
[ ] I'm on the computer 24/7.
[ ] I admit it, I slack off with everything.
[ ] I do everything half-assed.
[ ] I'm not going to college, ever.
[ ] School is for dorks.
[ ] I don't have any ambition in life.
[ ] People tell me I need to get a life.
[ ] They need to, not me.
Total = 1 cause I'm a student.

Raver

[ ] I party all the time.
[x] Glow Sticks kick ass. OMG HELL YEAH
[ ] I love nightclubs.
[ ] I love decking out in body glitter and rhinestones.
[x] I have tons of energy.
[x] I love to dance.
[ ] I go out nearly every night.
[ ] I meet lots of people at parties and clubs.
[ ] I've DJ'd before.
[ ] I've taken a party drug before.
[x] I love fog machines.
[ ] I have crazy dance moves
[ ] I sleep all day and party all night.
[ ] Techno music is life.
[ ] I love popping pills, especially X.
[x] I love neon body paint.
[ ] I shake my ass in clubs.
[ ] I've grinded before.
[ ] I've made a 'sandwich' with other people.
[ ] I've bought more drugs at clubs than anywhere else.
Total = 5

Hippie

[x] I'm a tree hugger. AND A POLE HUGGER!
[x] I want to save the earth.
[ ] Smoking pot is herbal and natural.
[x] I'm comfortable with nudity.
[x] I have long hair. (keeps getting longer)
[ ] I make the peace sign a lot.
[ ] I'm stuck in the 60's.
[ ] I'm a vegan or vegetarian.
[ ] Animals shouldn't be eaten.
[x] I love tye dye.
[x] I've made tye dye stuff before.
[ ] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened.
[x] I love 60's music.
[ ] I'm always chilled out.
[x] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head.
[ ] I have crimpy hair with little braids.
[ ] I wear bell bottoms.
[ ] I say groovy all the time.
[x] I love smiley faces & peace signs.
[x] I'm a naturalist.
Total = 10 groovy dude.

Goody Goody

[x] I make really good grades.
[ ] I'm teachers pet.
[ ] I act sickly sweet to people.
[ ] I'm nice to everybody.
[ ] I act happy 24/7.
[ ] I go to church.
[ ] I never cuss.
[ ] I always say hi to everyone.
[ ] I dress appropriately.
[ ] I want to portray a pure image.
[ ] Girls who party and act rude need to be taught a lesson.
[ ] I want to impress everybody.
[ ] I've never been called rude.
[ ] I'm one of the nicest people.
[ ] I want to achieve everything.
[/] I try my hardest with everything I do. mostly
[ ] I'm a kiss up to my teachers/boss.
[x] I'm in many different clubs.
[ ] My after school schedule is filled with extracurricular.
[x] I'm very optimistic.
Total = 3.5

Band Geek

[ ] I love band class.
[x] I play at least one instrument.
[ ] I go to all my band concerts.
[ ] I'm going to a college for instrumental music.
[ ] I've won awards for band.
[ ] I've been to band camp.
[ ] I'm in the marching band.
[ ] I wear my marching band uniform often.
[ ] People have called me a band geek.
[ ] I play my instrument at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] I'm hoping to make instrumental music a career.
[ ] I've been playing an instrument for at least 4 years.
[ ] I hope I get a band scholarship.
[ ] Marching band is fun.
[ ] I go to other band concerts to get tips.
[ ] I like football games....for the band!
[ ] Band is way better than anything else.
[ ] I carry my instrument home every night.
[ ] I only date other people in band.
[ ] I go on band field trips.
Total = 1 Hellz yea

Choir Nerd

[ ] I sing all the time.
[ ] I want to try out for American Idol.
[ ] I've been in choir for at least 4 years.
[ ] I've won awards for choir.
[ ] I've sang solos for concerts before.
[ ] I never miss a choir concert of mine.
[ ] I sing every single day.
[ ] I know what range of voice I am.
[ ] I love singing duets.
[ ] I always practice singing with my favorite songs.
[ ] I hope to get a choir scholarship.
[ ] I want to go to a music college.
[ ] I watch American Idol religously.
[ ] Singing is a way of expressing myself.
[ ] Choir is my favorite class.
[ ] I've won All Region before.
[x] I hum a lot.
[x] I write down lyrics all the time.
[ ] I want to be a singer.
[ ] I always practice pieces for choir class.
Total = 2


I am a........ Hippie/Jock